Add-on Dollars, Marketing Memes of Mystery
Meme: (meem)
Invisible replicators that live in human brains the way genes live in cells.
Good Day, Ladies and Gentlemen:
Welcome to my internet lair. My name is Dr. Ebull. Allow me also to introduce
my one-half partner, Frau Cowbissina. I call her simply, One-half. Together,
One-half and I have been working on the development of Project Augewurm.
What we around here like to call, Project "Eyeworm."
Please, let me explain. In 1976, Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins
introduced the word meme. Meme: a Greek derivation, defined as something
that virally infects the human brain with a sound, a phrase, or an image.
Once memed, a person is involuntarily caused to not only respond positively
to the message seen, but more im-por-tant-ly, they will desire to replicate
the message. They will rebroadcast your message, over and over and over
again.
Meme. Such a nice word. Don't you think? To meme. To be memed.
During the past seven months, One-half and I have developed an exceptionally
viral, exceedingly sticky, meme pro-cess. A supermeme, if you will. This
"supermeme" will enter the brain of each and every person who
is exposed to it, and completely dominate their belief-space in a, shall
we say, monopolistic manner?! Hoo-ha-ha! Hoo-ha-ha-ha! Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
All right. Let's get down to business. One-half and I are bent on taking
over the advertising world, and we want you to join us. In order to accomplish
our goal we are assembling a coterie of only the finest minds in the advertising/marketing industries.
During the next thirty days, twenty companies will have the privilege of
joining our little group. I assure you that those twenty companies will
go on to become... all that they can be, the Real Thing, M'm M'm good. Oh,
you know what I mean.
Come. Join us, won't you? You deserve a break today. Double your pleasure,
double your fun. Just a little dab'll do ya!
www.paintedcows.com/adrates.html
Hit the link above and you will never again be afraid to ask your clients...
'Do I make you money, baby?'
Sincerely,
Dr. Ebull
Frau Cowbissina
*
*
*
Come on people. Throw us a bone, would you?
www.paintedcows.com/adrates.html
*
*
*
*
Come on. Give us a hit.
www.paintedcows.com/adrates.html
*
*
*
*
Give us a hit.
www.paintedcows.com/adrates.html
*
*
*
Come on. We're not frickin' Frankenstein. Give us a hit!
www.paintedcows.com/adrates.html
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Send this page to anyone you think might
be up to the challenge!
|